The Coolest USB Flash Drives You’ll Ever See. For Now

Okay, we all know that having a USB flash drive is essential for keeping our documents and work safe. Why oh why would you just want a plain old stick though, when you can show off these babies to the world? Seriously, have a look at some of these USB drives, and tell me you’re not chomping at the bit to get your hands on them so you can make all your friends jealous. I know I am.

1. Alien USB Flash Drive

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Sure, it may not be practical in the sense that you can carry it around on your key chain, but this USB flash drive is not meant to impress. It’s meant to scare. Simply plug it in and watch as a smaller mouth pops out of the bigger one, while lighting up red. Man, if this isn’t the definition of a cool USB flash drive, I don’t know what is.

2. USB Cufflinks

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Who says that you can’t be organized and stylish at the same time? Not the makers of these babies, which are disguised as cuff links that you can actually wear. Available in white, gunmetal, and gold finishes, there’s a style for everyone here. So what’s stopping you, strap on a pair of USB cuff links and never be without those important documents again.

3. Teddy Bear USB Flash Drive

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Okay, now this one is awesome because really, what’s better than having the ass of a teddy bear sticking out of your computer? Just pull the head off and pop it in your USB drive and presto! Good ol’ Teddy Ruxpin will be mooning your co-workers for the rest of the day, while you smile and nod. Note: Bear is not actually Teddy Ruxpin. That was a joke.

4. Transforming USB Flash Stick

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You’ve probably seen this one before, but I don’t care. This has got to be one of the coolest USB sticks out there today, not only because it transforms, but also because it’s a salute to one of the greatest cartoons of all-time. I don’t know about you, but I’d be proud to show this off to my friends to make them jealous, and jealous they will be. I guarantee it.

5. Star Wars USB Flash Drives

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I’m including these ones in the list for two reasons. One: because they look cool and cute. Two: because it’s frickin’ Star Wars, man. What’s not love about carrying around characters form one of the greatest films of all time, and pulling off their heads to stick in your computer? I’m salivating just looking at these things. Call me a nerd if you must, but these are first on my list when I need to buy a new flash drive.